Month: April 2008

  • you know what cracks me up?

    people from my waaaaay back when are still reading my ramblings.

    pretty much every day, i’d estimate.

    don’t be shy people! i see you reading … it’s okay to say hello once in awhile.

    i’m sure the same could be said for me, but until this afternoon, i didn’t even know half of you all were still ON here.

    come on, do the decent thing.

    you read, you say hello.

    it’s only fair.

  • the goat (aka i<3HIMYM).

    last night’s epi produced some stellar quotes that deserve to be shared:

    • “Who is this sad, self-loathing idiot who sleeps with Barney Stinson?”
      “You usually say that out loud.”

    • “I just slept with my best friend’s ex.”
      “I just slept with my ex’s really good friend.”
      “Best friend”

    • “Right-click, save as, into the b-peg folder.”

    • “Hey Robin, guess who nailed a chick from Metro News 1 last night?”

      *Luke-warm five*

    • “What was it like? Penetrating that barrier?”

    • “You want my xbox?”
      “She has a name Ted!”

    • “Did you break a law? Oh my god, Robin knows you slept with her right?”

    • “How could you sleep with Barney? That’s so gross. Was it amazing?
      Did he have devices? Hot wax? Did he tie you to something? Is he all
      smooth down there?”

    • “My mom’s coming into town next month, you wanna try to nail her too?”

    and here’s a total mindfuck thought:

    there are rumblings on the internet that not is all as it seems … people are searching for the show’s loophole, and here’s one that pulls the rug right out from under you.

    what if those aren’t really ted’s kids? he’s telling them how he met their mother, sure, but he may not be the father? (we’ve heard him say “son” and “kids”, but those could be general addresses.)

    hmmm … could that be? is it really plausible? if so, that is some fight club shit right there!

    btw, husband shares his birthday with ted. he’s quite pleased with himself about it.

  • a comment on the economics of insurance.

    so, i was reading thecheshiregrin‘s latest post entitled  “the economics of insurance (or how not to end up in the hospital for fear)” … i was compelled to comment.

    so i did.

    we’re pretty sure it was the longest comment ever.

    lol, i didn’t want it to go to waste, so here it is:

    i
    have been really fortunate to have continually had health insurance my
    whole life. my dad was in the military and we were automatically
    covered (although my mom didn’t like doctors, so we didn’t really take
    advantage of them) … coverage stopped when i turned 23 (because i
    went to college) but i had just taken my first corporate job, which
    offered decent benefits.

    when i got married last year, we added
    husband on there. i routinely complain how the amount per month went up
    (it almost tripled what i was paying as a single person), but i KNOW
    it’s way cheaper than private insurance.

    despite this, i
    TOTALLY understand the dilemma of finding/having insurance when you’re
    in-between jobs. husband’s dad is a contractor, and has been going
    through months of unemployment between contracts. husband’s mom is
    chronically ill with infections/illnesses and she has to be on NUMEROUS
    special medicines. just one of them costs 2K a month without insurance!
    (and let’s be frank, she has to ingest a small pharmacy daily, which
    sucks for her, and their pocketbook)

    three months ago, his
    contract ended, and so did his insurance. for months, they were just
    uninsured, having to pay for her medicines/treatments out of their
    savings. they were searching/comparing insurance companies, but there
    are LOTS of restrictions/high costs to contend with.

    fortunately,
    he recently got a new job, but insurance doesn’t kick in right away.
    they’ve put themselves on cobra in the meantime, but they have to pay
    the back payments (three months worth) of insurance to show they were
    constantly covered, even though they weren’t. (and i don’t know that
    they get reimbursed for the $$$$$$$ they put out on her meds over that
    time)

    the entire system is jacked up. we need
    someone who can actually fix the system (or at least make it a little
    better … i’ll take any improvement we can get) and take care of our
    own!

    i think it’s fabulous that we are a goodwill country, always trying to help other nations, but dammit, when are we going to help ourselves?!?!

  • truer words were never spoken …

    i’ll have the one on the left, thank you.

  • btw, here’s what happens when …

    i get bored.

    thank you, sharpie.

    p.s. did i mention i’m seeing the in-laws tonight?

    this’ll go over swell.

    damn you, impulse!

  • this just in … (for himym fans)

    robin and barney kissed!

    wow. just wow.

    it was legen — wait for it, wait for it a little more — dary!

  • burned out.

    enjoy in the interim:

  • i miss my long hair.

    just sayin’.

    (then)


    (now)

     

  • this really happened.

    here’s how it went down:

    the pope was giving a speech outside the white house.

    he finishes.

    president bush stands up, comes over, shakes his hand and says:

    “thanks your holiness. awesome speech.”

    seriously?! you say AWESOME SPEECH to the pope?

    he totally should have thrown in a fo’ shizzle or something.

    get down with your bad self, bushie.

    (lol, i don’t know why i expected anything else from him …)

    btw, here are a few other bush blunders, courtesy of the australian news:

    — president bush’s “awesome” remark to Pope Benedict was the latest indiscretion to be overheard worldwide.


    at a summit in st petersburg in 2006, the microphones picked up bush
    addressing tony blair with: “yo, blair. how’re you doin’?”


    in the same exchange, bush gave this assessment of the middle east
    peace process: “the thing is that what they need to do is get syria to
    get hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it’s over.”

    — meeting the Queen on the white house lawn in may 2007, he momentarily
    added hundreds of years to her age: “the American people are proud to
    welcome Your Majesty back to the United States, a nation you’ve come to
    know very well … you helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in
    17 — in 1976.”