October 21, 2008
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let’s play pretend …
i want you to post a FAKE memory of you and me. remember, the sky’s the limit since we don’t know each other in real life!
(and if i DO know you in real life, you should totally play, too. pick a real or fake one, and we’ll see if anyone knows the difference.)good… bad… funny… whatever! just post a “memory.”
thank you to thecheshiregrins for sharing this with me (check out my “memory” of her there) … and huge props to the xangans that sent the great idea HER way!
now, start writing. kitty demands it.
Comments (21)
Remember that baby deer we hit while we were in my car? yeah… Bambi left a pretty huge dent in my hood
Remember the time we were caught in the freezer when we were both working at Denny’s? That was so embarrassing.
Oh man, remember the last time you came to visit me up here in DC and we got stuck in that huge crowd of people on the National Mall protesting popcorn (haha, because it’s detrimental to corn). Who knew you could find such strange people in the city? I was so happy to get out of there and back on the Metro. We couldn’t stop making popcorn jokes all night.
Remember that time we went sky-diving over the Arizona desert and my parachute wouldn’t open and I was getting sooo freaked out? As I recall, it never did open, did it? Wait… I’m not alive anymore? I DIED????!!!!
Remember that one time when you came to visit me in the hospital and you were too happy, and I had the security guards take you away?
Yeah Jen, sorry about that!!!
OH SNAP!! remember that moment when I knocked on the door and both you and your better half answered it wearing…well…
Or that one time, in band camp…..well….
How about that moment when you and ASM drove all night only to find out that white castle was closed.
AHHH, the memories.
@edlives - ASM and i were so disappointed — we LOVE white castle! just wait for our next adventure …
@queen_of_hearts102304 - *sniff* i cried a bit that day. (but i still heart you)
@LensPainter - i didn’t want to say anything, but …
@TheCheshireGrins - haha! luckily for us, they never found our portable popper … we woulda been gonners for sure!
@oeshpdog2 - shhh! we promised we’d never speak of that moment again! brrrrrr!!!
@whotakethmycoke - well, that was nothing compared to the cow we hit next!!
Hey! Remember that time we went to the salon, and you wanted your hair blonde and I wanted mine jet black, but they confused our requests, and when we came out of the dryers I was BLONDE and your hair was jet black?! That was a crazy day, glad we’ve grown that out lol.
@BarelyJen - Remember, it was the pain meds okay, I’m not mean…it’s just overly happy people while they’re pouring crap into me makes me eek because, well hospitals are NOT happy REMEMBER THAT NEXT TOME!!
LOL!!
@BarelyJen - crap. that’s where my bumper went
Remember the day you broke your nose? oh hell, it’s whole lotta bloody funny! you tripped over your crush and then flying down the stair, face down to earth, bleeding nose came along the way! I couldn’t stop giggling when I rushed to help you with your handsome guy…your face was priceless! Oh, what the first impression for your date, eh? LOL but I thought it’s good start for you date wasn’t it? lol
Remember that time we went shopping, and
that creepy guy kept following us everywhere!? After about an hour, we
decided to get even. We sat and planned our revenge while we were eating lunch in the food court… (we def. should NOT have gotten fast food sushi, that was a bad idea to begin with… >_< Plus, mine’s 100 times better.:D)
Anyway so we went and hid behind a couple of racks of clothing and tripped him with the mannequins leg that we borrowed… and he went sprawling because he was in a hurry trying to find out where we had disappeared to…. That was great!
Until we interrogated him to find out why he had been following us, and he showed us that he was a fashion scout and liked out style……<_< If I remember correctly we bought him a venti mocha latte from Starbucks to apologize… he was actually a really great guy.
I’m pretty sure after his experience with us, that he took our advice about how NOT to be quite so creepy when going about his job….
*sigh*…. good times, good times….
Remember the time we founded Google then lost it to those two guys in a round of strip poker because I arrived woefully underdressed and forgot a pair of 2′s isn’t a sure enough win on which to bet a multi-million dollar startup? Man were you mad.
@Esturk - and you know what? i’m still mad. WE COULDA HAD IT ALL!!!
you’ll never live that down.
@starrynite45 - three surgeries later, at least my nose is back to normal. i pity the guy who had to clean up that mess though!
@Heather_Also - LOL, his name was steve — even after all he went through with us, he STILL featured our neon green polka-dot and stripe knee-highs in VOGUE!
@whotakethmycoke - yeah, we should really get that fixed already … it’s been three years!
@queen_of_hearts102304 - duly noted. next time, i’ll tone it down a bit!
@AlterEgo909 - even still, you ROCKED the blonde! now i, on the other hand, ended up wearing a hat until last week!
@BarelyJen - Steve!!! That’s right! I can’t believe I forgot his name… he was awesome. Man, but those neon green polka-dot and stripe knee-highs were HOTT that issue…
No one would believe us though when we told them we started that craze…. even when we showed them our pairs, they thought we went out and bought them after that Vogue issue came out….
They even thought the pic we took with Steve was photoshopped…. >.< Why wouldn’t they believe us!?! We were the inspiration for Vogue’s hottest new fad…. T_T
I wonder if Steve still remembers us???
remember that time we raced grocery baskets in the grocery store and you won because a really old lady was blocking my aisle? last time i go down aisle 7…the very last time. lol
*complex
Do you remember that time we took both of our cats to Pet Star?! My cat was supposed meow every time I asked it a question, which we all knew wasn’t going to get many stars either way. Your cat was supposed to make funny expressions that would be PERFECT for the first page of Icanhascheezburger. We put our cats on stage when instead of doing what we practiced, then meowed at each other then got tired… so they fell asleep.
You mean like the time when you and I went to the Tulsa state fair together and we only had enough money for one turkey leg? What a riot! We were standing there at the top of the steps, both trying to pull some meat off our bird when I tripped and went down in a blur of flying shoes and half-chewed turkey. What a mess. Naturally you come running down, only to run into this old Willie Nelson looking guy who didn’t quite get out of the way, forcing you to trip as well. Down the steps we went together, landing in a puddle. Thankfully some well-meaning teenagers helped us up and even were nice enough to buy us each a replacement turkey leg. Oh those were the days. Good memories, chicklet!!
How about that time we had tons of fun picking out and eating wedding cake?
MEEOW! Kitty!
I remember the time when you and I went scuba-diving and a shark attacked you and you grabbed it by it’s nostrils, did some awesome ninja moves, and we ended up with an unconscious shark which you lugged up to the boat. Then you killed it and had an entire pant suit made out of sharkskin, with purse and shoes to match. Unfortuneatly, I forgot and gave you a bear hug while you were wearing it and got all my clothes shredded.