October 30, 2008
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my douchebags are douchier than yours!
the official decree, according to vanedave:Category 3: Douchebag of the Year Award!The crown jewel of douchebags. This was a close call, but in the end this comment submitted by BarelyJen (from this post) won out by one vote.
“You
are so screwed up … How dare you hold your head up high in public and
call yourself an American … Under different circumstances it would be
amusing to watch all you ppl change your tunes. But it wont be. It will
be the saddest thing ever witnessed. And you will be helpless. And the
fact that you are proud to be acquainted, associated and related to
gays and lesbians just proves my point. You are screwed up. Go drink a
bottle of Tabasco sauce through your nose. Or hang yourself. Anything.”9/26/2008 1:50 PM thisdoesntmakecents (message)
Jen
will receive 500 credits and bragging rights for ever. Also I will be
submitting various ego-stroking comments for Jen all day long. For
example: “ BarelyJen is the gold standard to which all of us mere mortal xangans should strive to. I am humbled by her awesomeness.”
this brightens my day on so many levels … thanks, everyone! (and yeah, that guy was the douche of the year fo’ sho.)
be sure to stop by vanedave’s page to see the contest’s entire results!!
Comments (21)
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yay! winner. wooo hooooo.
maybe you should change your title, though, so no one thinks you ARE the douchebag of the year. haha.
props to you homie. I was going send you a congratulatory message, but sice you posted this I’ll put it here. Hey do you know how I can transfer credits to you?
@vanedave - you can’t … but you can buy me a one day plugz?
@TheBigShowAtUD - lol, i know … should i say “douchebags visit my xanga and win?”
@BarelyJen - or “my douchebags are douchier than yours” or some such silliness.
Congrats!! I was hoping you’d win! I am humbled by your awesomeness 
We should all aspire to your greatness!
Congrats!
@Child_of_the_Earth - … i’m TOTALLY stealing that — does that make ME a douche?
Congrats on attracting the douchiest comment.
LOL!! Now I have GOT to go check out the rest. The tabasco part cracked me up!
By the way… you have my respect for finding such a great comment.
@BarelyJen - precisely.
[bows]
I feel your pain Jen. I feel your pain so badly. I didn’t have a troll walk on my site, but I got into a squabble with some girl who was so incredibly childish that it just makes my eyes bleed every time I read her replies. Anyway long story short, I told her I disagreed with her on something, she freaks out and pretends to be right about everything… etc etc.
@BarelyJen - nope, it just makes me super cool for coming up with it!
hells yeah, hehe, I remember that comment…. way to go?
u rawk!!!!
I like your blog. A lot. It’s very entertaining to read. I nominnate John Edwards for biggest duche in the universe award.
Gah, teh intarwebz brings out the worst in some. Congrats on the douchiest douche
wow
Fabulous!
Their Xanga page doesn’t have anything except a quote. Trolls abound.