this week, a new viral marketing commercial hit the webwaves with the internet-friendly name "a girl, her tongue and a hotel room." in it, a blonde woman steps into a hotel suite and begins to lick
things.
essentially she moves through the
room, doling out most unsexy porno licks to the phone, silverware, the
refrigerator handle, the TV screen, the clock radio, the shower
curtain, and, finally, the toilet, seat and bowl, all while making BJ
eyes at the camera, before finally declaring it "very clean" and
offering the URL extstay.com inked on her palm.
what do you think? effective form of marketing, or just plain disgusting?
personally, i felt like i was intruding on a very nasty, personal moment. and it doesn't matter how many times you tell me the room is clean, my tongue will never meet a hotel room surface. EVER. *shudders*
ok... that is disgusting....they shoudl've at least played some techno music and had her in lingerie....
I'm going to have to watch the video when I get home...but just the notion of it I find disgusting....
Well it might have been clean to start with but now that that skank has spit on everything in sight its certainly not. She better hope the postsecret hotel maid didn't clean that room. Her secret was that she uses 1 cloth to clean everything, toilets ,glasses, ice bucket, bathtub, tables, everything. I go by the wisdom that just because it looks clean doesn't mean it is, looks can be deceiving.
Ewww, I'm reminded of the specials the news channels seem to do every once in awhile about how dirty hotel rooms actually are!!!
@indigolady - lol, that'd be a good follow up video to show how the postsecret hotel maid really cleaned the room.
Ew. I won't dare watch that video. ew ew ew!
Congrats on being featured :)
SICK! That was beyond...disgusting.
It just drug on and on and on and on. I almost threw up when she started to lick the toilet. O_O
Reality sucks
VERY GROSS! Funny, and weird. But, GROSS dominates it all!
*gags* Who would lick a nasty toilet? There's 100% NO such thing as 100% clean! ....I guess she found her spotlight?
Well, if they're trying to advertise for families, then it's a terrible strategy.
If they're advertising for germaphobic businessmen who sleep around on their wives and need a place to take their prostitute, then it's a lovely strategy.
Someone should make a video of some guy in the exact hotel like scratching his balls and touching everything her crazy ass licked.
The toilet? Gross. My current hotel roomate (I'm writing this from a hotel lobby) is somewhat incontinent and... missed... a good deal on the first day. The second day, it still smelled like it. And I don't even want to know how many people have jizzed on everything in that room.
OMG EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
omg she just licked a fucking toilet OMG.
THATS FUCKING GROSS!!!
I don't want to watch it.. thanks for the warning though...
Thats pretty disgusting. If I stumbled across that video, I would not watch the whole thing, simply because I think its gross and its pretty boring...but some people will watch it just to see the girl licking things. Never the less, its still really disgusting.
uggggh, that's gross. highly ineffective. I wouldn't want to stay in that hotel knowing that some chick licked practically everything.
I'm crying right now... and it's not the good kind of crying that happens when you laugh too much, it's the kind of crying that comes about when you've had the living sh*t scared out of you. Or when you see something that your brain tries to unsee and you want to scoop your eyes out with a spoon. Yeah it's that kind of crying... When she went into the bathroom I literally closed my eyes and covered my face with my hands.. that is wrong and disturbing but I guess they marketing team got their point across cause as soon as I'm done with this I'm going to the website lol.
Wow... after seeing that I wouldn't want to go to that hotel. What if she licked EVERYTHING? It'd be terrible! xD
I hope she gets sick. >:O Or the people who thought this was a great idea gets sick. Or they get SUED for getting the girl sick. Then again it's her fault for agreeing.... Lol.
It's just wrong. Yuck, yuck, yuck. And personally, I think licking the phone was the most disgusting out of all of them.
Not to mention she's trying to be sexy and is REALLY failing.
Hahaha you have commercials like these in the USA? That's like room-porn, it was kinky til she licked the toilet seat *gasp*. What a waste of freedom.
Besides how can you tell stuff is clean by licking it? Stupid, man, stupid.
what the hell???? Marketing is....messed up.
She should be wearing lingerie though, like the first commentor said.
Gonna hurl.
i have nothing against blondes, but WHAT A DUMB BLONDE FXCK! this video actually pisses me off. in no way is it seductive... UGH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GERMS! SO MANY GERMS!
Okay as a HUGE, MAJOR, OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GERMOPHOBE, that was the nastiest thing ever. I was flipping out watching it. I almost lost it when she was in the bathroom.
G-R-O-S-S!
the toilet?! ew!
now THAT"S too far.
just nasty. it sounds like the marketing company for that one was full of perverts. it's not even like they could put that kind of commercial on daytime TV
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ok... that is disgusting....they shoudl've at least played some techno music and had her in lingerie....
I'm going to have to watch the video when I get home...but just the notion of it I find disgusting....
Well it might have been clean to start with but now that that skank has spit on everything in sight its certainly not. She better hope the postsecret hotel maid didn't clean that room. Her secret was that she uses 1 cloth to clean everything, toilets ,glasses, ice bucket, bathtub, tables, everything. I go by the wisdom that just because it looks clean doesn't mean it is, looks can be deceiving.
Ewww, I'm reminded of the specials the news channels seem to do every once in awhile about how dirty hotel rooms actually are!!!
@indigolady - lol, that'd be a good follow up video to show how the postsecret hotel maid really cleaned the room.
Ew. I won't dare watch that video. ew ew ew!
Congrats on being featured :)
SICK! That was beyond...disgusting.
It just drug on and on and on and on. I almost threw up when she started to lick the toilet. O_O
Well, if they're trying to advertise for families, then it's a terrible strategy.
If they're advertising for germaphobic businessmen who sleep around on their wives and need a place to take their prostitute, then it's a lovely strategy.
Someone should make a video of some guy in the exact hotel like scratching his balls and touching everything her crazy ass licked.
The toilet? Gross. My current hotel roomate (I'm writing this from a hotel lobby) is somewhat incontinent and... missed... a good deal on the first day. The second day, it still smelled like it. And I don't even want to know how many people have jizzed on everything in that room.
OMG EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
omg she just licked a fucking toilet
OMG.
THATS FUCKING GROSS!!!
I don't want to watch it.. thanks for the warning though...
Thats pretty disgusting. If I stumbled across that video, I would not watch the whole thing, simply because I think its gross and its pretty boring...but some people will watch it just to see the girl licking things. Never the less, its still really disgusting.
uggggh, that's gross.
highly ineffective. I wouldn't want to stay in that hotel knowing that some chick licked practically everything.
I'm crying right now... and it's not the good kind of crying that happens when you laugh too much, it's the kind of crying that comes about when you've had the living sh*t scared out of you. Or when you see something that your brain tries to unsee and you want to scoop your eyes out with a spoon. Yeah it's that kind of crying... When she went into the bathroom I literally closed my eyes and covered my face with my hands.. that is wrong and disturbing but I guess they marketing team got their point across cause as soon as I'm done with this I'm going to the website lol.
Wow... after seeing that I wouldn't want to go to that hotel. What if she licked EVERYTHING? It'd be terrible! xD
I hope she gets sick. >:O
Or the people who thought this was a great idea gets sick.
Or they get SUED for getting the girl sick.
Then again it's her fault for agreeing.... Lol.
It's just wrong. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
And personally, I think licking the phone was the most disgusting out of all of them.
Not to mention she's trying to be sexy and is REALLY failing.
Hahaha you have commercials like these in the USA? That's like room-porn, it was kinky til she licked the toilet seat *gasp*. What a waste of freedom.
Besides how can you tell stuff is clean by licking it? Stupid, man, stupid.
what the hell???? Marketing is....messed up.
She should be wearing lingerie though, like the first commentor said.
Gonna hurl.
i have nothing against blondes, but WHAT A DUMB BLONDE FXCK! this video actually pisses me off. in no way is it seductive... UGH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GERMS! SO MANY GERMS!
Okay as a HUGE, MAJOR, OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GERMOPHOBE, that was the nastiest thing ever. I was flipping out watching it. I almost lost it when she was in the bathroom.
G-R-O-S-S!
the toilet?! ew!
now THAT"S too far.
just nasty. it sounds like the marketing company for that one was full of perverts. it's not even like they could put that kind of commercial on daytime TV