i’m not writing lengthy entries or anything, so this is a decent compromise, right? (blogging is like crack … you keep coming back)
Month: August 2008
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bush at the olympics.
“… and then i says to cheney, i say ‘dick, take care of amurica for me. i’ve gotta go to china. you know, for the good of mankind and stuff.’ anyone got some bud?”
go team usa!
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you want to see my WHAT?
i went to the eye doctor last night, and i was told to “relax” my eyes …
(in an attempt to make my life a smidge more sucky, i was diagnosed with chronic dry eye syndrome. as if i don’t have enough crap wrong with me!)
… so i won’t be posting too much today. *tear*however, i bring you gifts … form of: old post!
april 24, 2008
i can count on less than one hand how many people have seen my nether-regions, and dr. jodie is one of them. -
holy crapsticks, batman!
for the first time in four years, i was FEATURED on xanga!!
thank you, awesome readers!! you’ve made my day!
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never thought i’d say this but …
for almost 2 minutes, i kinda liked paris hilton.
funny or die is my hero.
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protected post up.
… follow-up to my previous protected post ….
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a girl, her tongue and a hotel room.
this week, a new viral marketing commercial hit the webwaves with the internet-friendly name “a girl, her tongue and a hotel room.” in it, a blonde woman steps into a hotel suite and begins to lick
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you’ve just been furminated!
i’m not one for recommending many products, because quite frankly, they just don’t work the way they’re intended to.
but that’s not the case with the fur buster.
the fur buster is a pet brush with skinny metal teeth that pulls out the nasty undercoat (which is what sheds all over everything), leaving a healthy, shiny coat behind.
milo has been shedding more and more over the past few months, and regular brushing wasn’t cutting it.
we decided to try it, and this is what we got after only five minutes:
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splish splash, riley takes a bath.
sure, she may be living hundreds of miles away now, but i couldn’t help but share this video of ry.
she’s such a strange puppy. i was running a bath for myself, and she decided she wanted to chill in the tub instead.
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you KNOW it was a stunt, but …
Ruby Tuesday was going to blow up one of its stores at an undisclosed location yesterday
as a symbol of a brand-wide makeover.However, the
“live” video showed them “accidentally”
blowing up the fake chain restaurant next door.Is it good marketing, or just painting your company as dumb? You decide.
