just when we got a taste of the awesomeness to come …

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… and a corporation was charged with inventing one?

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I want to be rich and I want lots of money

I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny

I want loads of clothes and f**kloads of diamonds

I heard people die while they are trying to find them


I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless

‘Cause everyone knows that’s how you get famous

I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror

I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner


I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore

I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore

When we think it will all become clear

‘Cause I’m being taken over by fear


Life’s about film stars and less about mothers

It’s all about fast cars and passing each other

But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic

and that’s what makes my life so f**king fantastic


And I am a weapon of massive consumption

and its not my fault it’s how I’m program to function

I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror

I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner


I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore

I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore

When we think it will all become clear

‘Cause I’m being taken over by fear


Forget about guns and forget ammunition

Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission

Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner

Now everything is cool as long as I’m getting thinner


I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore

I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore

When we think it will all become clear

‘Cause I’m being taken over by fear

see, i can’t stay away.

(still, i’m only doing snippets of things today)

i was flipping through pictures during lunch today and came across this:

isn’t he just beautiful?

i know. he’s alllllllll mine.

yup. i still feel like poo.

because of this very unfortunate fact, i don’t think i’ll be blogging much today.

(of course once i say that, the will to write will totally be restored, i’m sure)

for now, i rest.

… and you know, work. i’m a dumbass and decided to go to work through my week long bout with the plague. fun for me AND fun for those around me. my sneezing and coughing must be tres entertaining for them.

so there i was, lying in bed last night …

congested

                achy

                            miserable

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unplanned, perhaps … unwanted, never.

   

I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!

i am fortunate to work for a company that cares about the environment.

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i present to you, word vomit:

first of all, i want to thank you all for visiting my little blog. i’ve always wanted to be featured — ever-envious of other xanga-friends who have been plopped up on the front page, despite hearing them bitch about the “drawbacks”.

it never fully clicked as to how it would change my xanga-world.

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