January 19, 2012

• The 7 Stages Of Marital Bliss

  Apparently, I’m a fairly seasoned traveler on the road of love. I’ve learned that your relationship changes—and grows—over time. Interested in the deets? Here’s a breakdown of the seven key stages of marital bliss:
  

  Engaged

  

  He asked, she said yes. The journey to forever is underway. It’s time to make life’s biggest decisions: bridesmaids, linen colors and flower arrangements! Beware, guys… she may act a little crazy trying to get the big day’s details settled. Take a step back, know that the crazy will pass after the “I dos” and recite these words: “whatever you want, dear.” Trust me.

  Newlywed

  

  You’re living in a bubble made for two, still holding hands and making kissy faces at dinner. You’re able to just pick up and steal away for an evening or the weekend, and you’ll both get a kick out of introductions: “have you met my WIFE/HUSBAND?” Steel yourselves for the biggest, and most annoying question from others: “when are you going to have kids?”

  Settled

  

  You’ve got a few years of marriage under your belt, and it’s time to get down to business. You’re both getting settled into your careers, so time together may take a backseat. Don’t worry, that won’t last. The thought of kids is starting to seep in, and before you know it, you’re…

  Pregnant

  

  She peed on a stick, he freaked out (in a good way). You’re on your way to becoming parents! From picking a name, to choosing the perfect nursery, you’ll find yourselves coming together like never before. When she has late-night cravings, dude, just get it for her. Rub her feet/back/head when requested. You may hear “you did this to me” a few times, but it’s okay to own it.

  Mommy/Daddy land

  

  Congratulations, you’ve just “won” your very own offspring! It’ll cry, throw up and pee, and you’ll be amazed by all of it. She may wince a bit when he takes care of the baby his own way. Just let it go, woman! He may be a bit annoyed when she takes 100 pictures of the little one sitting in their high chair. Let her be, man! Life as you knew it changed. You can no longer just “pick up and go” at a moment’s notice. Life WILL get a bit harder, and messier. Work together to make it through. YOU CAN DO THIS.

  Settled Mommy/Daddy land

  

  You’re going to spend the most time in this stage, so be prepared to settle in. Your given names go by the wayside; it’s “mommy” and “daddy” in most conversations. Baby talk is no longer for sweet nothings, but sentences like “did daddy get milk from the store?” or “you’re the cutest baby ever! Aren’t you? Aren’t you?!” Playtime is no longer a euphemism, but a time spent at the park, baby gym and more. Always take time to enjoy the little life that your love created. But, and this is IMPORTANT: while husband and wife time may be put on hold, it shouldn’t be forgotten. Not only is it okay to get a babysitter, your marriage demands it. 

  …and finally… 

  Empty Nesters: The kids are finally out of the house… now what? Sure, you may be thinking about college costs for junior and counting down the days until retirement, but you have the chance to relive some of your Newlywed ways! Take the time to focus on each other. Hold hands, take a vacation, and enjoy the life you’ve spent so long building together. This is it. This is your forever. It’s a great place to be…

  What stage are you in? Which do you like the most?

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